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Im lost.. Can you show me where your bedroom is.. Thanks..
Here’s my ‘67 C-10 small window that I traded for a telephone pole. That hit is directly in the frame rail. I was doing 40-45mph and didn’t hit the brakes once. Three beers in three hours but throw in a muscle relaxer and I knew I had a small window of time to get home safely. As you can see my plan failed and I’m so thankful I didn’t hurt anyone. No seatbelt in them years and my head stretched the roof line to break the glass the first time and then I head butted it three or four times for good measure. I didn’t know I could get so attached to a vehicle but I really miss that truck. I’ve since purchased a ‘70 but I’m just not bonding with it like my ‘67. Funny how steel can stir up emotions in a guy.

Here’s my ‘67 C-10 small window that I traded for a telephone pole. That hit is directly in the frame rail.

I was doing 40-45mph and didn’t hit the brakes once. Three beers in three hours but throw in a muscle relaxer and I knew I had a small window of time to get home safely. As you can see my plan failed and I’m so thankful I didn’t hurt anyone.

No seatbelt in them years and my head stretched the roof line to break the glass the first time and then I head butted it three or four times for good measure.

I didn’t know I could get so attached to a vehicle but I really miss that truck. I’ve since purchased a ‘70 but I’m just not bonding with it like my ‘67.

Funny how steel can stir up emotions in a guy.

Time heals all wounds they say.. Only one problem.. My grandma doesn’t have much time.

I love her more then I love myself. I could watch my mom or dad pass twice before feeling what I am right now and we’re not even at the hard part..

Corona rant..

I can’t believe it’s still on the market. The clear bottle allows the yeast to spoil and that’s the main flavoring you taste plus it’s the lowest scoring beer in the history of most any brewfests worldwide.

/rant

Hosebeads story reminded me of a friend we named Captain Kerk..

He fell asleep early on us so the pranks got started by burying him in a steaming pile of winter blankets and jackets.. Even putting the couch on bricks in hopes of him falling off..

We forgot about him and got back to our drinking games and the next thing I know I catch glimps of him and a puddle forming at his feet. The bastard pissed in my fridge!

I should have left things alone but I was reminded he drove his moms new Volvo station wagon to the party so five or six of us pee’d all over the back seat and forgot to tell him..

Fuck, did we laugh.. Good times man.. Good times.

I would reply to more guys but after knowing they are in a relationship and only responding to females I think it’s best if I ignored them..

I got reminded of elementary school and how I used to hide porno mags in snow banks.. Some things never change.

Just wondering.

Is there anything happier then a cat or dog after they take a crap?

Mood changer.

Mood changer.

stolen from sarcasticbit and jas508

Foods I hate- Bambi and anything that comes out of the water.

Foods I love- Pizza Rolls and cold cereal.

Birthday- 9-29-79 and bro is 12-12-82. Dad ends in 6’s but I don’t remember it.

Trait I dislike about myself- Talking instead of doing.

Trait I like about myself- Survivor.

My dream job- Anything that doesn’t seem like work.

Collections?- Hot Wheels. I haven’t bought one in five- six years but I’m close to 2000 in the package. Oddities and factory blemishes are my favs..

Drink of choice- Coke in a frosted can

1 bucket list item- Riding/ flying/ driving anything with an open cockpit and does 200mph+

Where I was born- Duluth MN

How happy I am with my life right now, on a scale of 1 to 10- I’m a low 6

Strangest celebrity connection- I’m cousins with the deaf chick from American Gladiator.

Talents/hobbies- Im first in state for r/c rock crawling and can coach a mean 10 year old in table tennis.

I want to visit - Chernobyl

Where I would like to live- I’m already there.

I wish I- could fix my grandma and my friends to come home from prison.

Favorite holiday- Halloween

Worst fear- Getting injured really bad and not dying.

Proudest accomplishment- When a group of kids started talking about who taught them what in the game of table tennis.

Regret- Anything that pushed me away from loved ones.

My friends would say- Where in the fuck is he? I haven’t seen him since he got unlimited Internet on a phone.

Anybody got any motivation for sale? I have rims in the basement and new parts laying all over but I don’t even care enough to put air in the tires.

Anybody got any motivation for sale? I have rims in the basement and new parts laying all over but I don’t even care enough to put air in the tires.

I woke up to grandma talking about putting her cats to sleep because I’m not keeping up their shit box.. Follow that with swearing at every commercial she don’t like.. Then ask me why I’m crabby. Please? That would be so cool.

Better yet.. Ask me to clean something before putting it to sleep. I’m totally cool with that too.

end rant

Here’s a shitty pic of a pic but it’s me, my dad, and his ‘71 Dodge Demon before a burnout contest so excuse the tiny tires. He’s been building this car for 20 years or so on a government cheese lifestyle. Everything was done by us in a driveway other then the 10 point cage. I can’t list all the shit done but I can tell you it’s got a 440 from hell and 4.5” exhaust that exits before the rear tires and I can tell you it sounds awesome. I think he’s up to 4-5 trophies in exhaust rapping contests. It’s been a street racer since day one and a decent sleeper at that. Stock steelies with dog dish hubcaps help it blend in until you realize they are 15” wide and a stock hood scoop finish it off. The doors lift off, the front clip is held in by two bolts, plexi side windows, driver and passenger seats moved back 21” and steering column stretched out makes for some fun red light stops because you look out of the little side window. All that for a little weight transfer but the car is designed to race first and pass laws second. Once you build a car this cool cops pull you over to look. No tickets have ever been on this one.

Here’s a shitty pic of a pic but it’s me, my dad, and his ‘71 Dodge Demon before a burnout contest so excuse the tiny tires.

He’s been building this car for 20 years or so on a government cheese lifestyle. Everything was done by us in a driveway other then the 10 point cage.

I can’t list all the shit done but I can tell you it’s got a 440 from hell and 4.5” exhaust that exits before the rear tires and I can tell you it sounds awesome. I think he’s up to 4-5 trophies in exhaust rapping contests.

It’s been a street racer since day one and a decent sleeper at that. Stock steelies with dog dish hubcaps help it blend in until you realize they are 15” wide and a stock hood scoop finish it off.

The doors lift off, the front clip is held in by two bolts, plexi side windows, driver and passenger seats moved back 21” and steering column stretched out makes for some fun red light stops because you look out of the little side window. All that for a little weight transfer but the car is designed to race first and pass laws second. Once you build a car this cool cops pull you over to look. No tickets have ever been on this one.

Here’s a little more of Graffiti Grotto/ Graveyard. I might have to go there and take some pics for myself. The ones in google images are pretty lame.

Here’s a little more of Graffiti Grotto/ Graveyard.

I might have to go there and take some pics for myself. The ones in google images are pretty lame.

I’m only posting this because you asked (pffft)

Name: Chad.. No wick.

Gender: Male

Height: 6’1”

Age: 31

Eye Color: Brown in the morning and bloodshot by night.

Hair Color: Black in the winter and dark brown in the summer.

Orientation: Straight.

Married?: NEVER

Smoking?: Quit four years ago on New Years

Drinking?: Four times a year.. Maybe.

Drugs?: Why? You got some?

Job: Professional volunteer at a youth center that took care of me growing up.

Education Level: Ninth grade + GED

Favorite Sport: Table tennis

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Band: Nirvana

Siblings: 1 younger brother

Tattoos?: Never

Piercings?: At one time I had seven in my left eyebrow, five in the right, both nostrils, one ear, and my tongue that I pierced myself. Took them out after getting locked up and haven’t looked back since.

Perfect Date: A connection and a call back. That’s all I need.

Hobbies: Coaching table tennis, radio controlled rock crawling, fixing shit I break, BlackBerry and iPhone repair, car audio, and I’m sure I’m forgetting some. My hobbies revolve around the weather.